THE ONTS: Secret of Dripping Fang
by Dan Greenburg
Nobody wants to adopt the Shluffmuffin twins. Wally’s feet stink something aw-ful, and Cheyenne is allergic to everything. Then why are the Mandible sisters so eager to take them home? And what sort of old maids would choose to live in a place called Dripping Fang Forest, where zombies wander the woods singing “Itsy Bitsy Spider” and ten-foot-long glowing slugs want to suck the feet right off your ankles? Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters’ ex-tra arms? Or to ques-tion their all-chocolate, all-the-time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to never, ever, ever, go? Now there’s nothing left for the Shluffmuf-fins to do but run - run for their lives!
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